Hi. My name is Richard Goodness. Uh, I--so I met Dialogue Tree in middle school, I think all of you know that, So, you gotta know--I mean, most people don't know this, but I actually fucking hated that guy on sight. [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] No-no--I'm serious! He just had, like, one of those faces or something. Still does. Uh. Did.
Um.
So--
--um.
Shit. Sorry. Look, I, like--I had this really funny story planned, I was gonna talk about how we just couldn't stand each other and finally we got into a literal fist fight, like, two twelve year olds ready to k--to, uh, to kill each other--
Shit.
Just--it's just stupid, you know? We became friends in detention and we hung out every day during summers and I thought he'd be the godfather to my motherfucking *kids*, you know?
Shit. I'm--I'm sorry.
I just loved him and I don't really know what to say.